Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law.
-If something bad might happen, it happens.
Consequences of Murphy's Law
-All is not as easy as it seems.
-All work requires more time than you think.
-Of all the trouble to happen is the one which is more damage.
-If the four possible reasons trouble beforehand eliminated, there is always a fifth.
-to their own events tend to evolve from bad to worse.
-How Once you accept to do some work, there is another that needs to be done sooner.
-Every solution breeds new problems.
Comment CALLAGHAN to Murphy's Law
-Murphy was an optimist!
first law Chisholm
-Anything that can go bad, spoil.
investigation
-All that can go bad, spoil too.
second law Chisholm
When things are going well, something should happen in the near future.
Consequences
1. When things are going worse than ever, in the the near future they will go even worse.
2. If you think that the situation was improving, then there is something you have not noticed.
Chisholm's Third Law.
-Any suggestions people understand differently than someone who makes them.
Consequences
1. Even if your explanation is so clear that eliminates any misinterpretation, it is still there people who understand you correctly.
2. If you believe that your action will be met by general approval, to someone he does not necessarily like it.
First Law Scott
-No matter what that something is wrong. Perhaps it looks good ...
first law Fineygla
-If the experiment was a success, something is wrong here ...
Third Law Fineygla
-In any set of initial data the most reliable value, which does not require any check is incorrect.
fourth law Fineygla
-If the job fails, then any attempt to rescue it will worsen it.
Law Paddera
-all that is good starts and ends badly. All that nachinetsya bad ends even worse.
Theorem Stokmayera
-If you feel that the work be done easily, it will certainly be difficult. If the form is difficult, therefore, to perform its absolutely impossible.
Additional comments:
-Error? This is not a bug, it's a system function! The computer makes us all fools. If you are debugging - the process removing bugs, then programming must be the process of their making.
E. Dijkstra.
-You have reached the point where you have no time to allow those problems that take you all the time?
Mark Davison
Theorem Vyškovská
-Regardless of the units of measurement used by the supplier or buyer, manufacturer will use its own arbitrary units, translated into units of the supplier or a buyer with the strange and unnatural conversion factors.
Laws machine programming
-Any current program is outdated.
-Any program costs expensive and time consuming than anticipated.
-If the program is fully debugged, it must be corrected.
-Any program seeks to all of the available memory.
-program complexity grows as long as does not exceed the ability of the programmer.
Laws nenadezhnosi Jilba
-Computers unreliable, but people are still unreliable.
-Any system that depends on human reliability is not secure.
-In search of reliability will be invested funds until such time as they do not exceed the value of losses from the inevitable mistakes, or until someone does not demand that was made at least some useful work.
electoral law of gravitation
Subject fall so as to inflict the most damage.
investigation Jenning
-likelihood that sandwich falls butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
investigation Klipshteyna
-falls down the most fragile part.
Law Anthony
-Any subject, if dropped, rolled up the most is not available in the corner.
investigation
-rolling into the corner, it will first hit you on the toes.
Observation Ettore
-Neighbour queue always moves faster.
Option observation Ettore proposed by O'Brien
-As soon as you move to another place, your ex starts to move faster.
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