Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law.
-If something bad might happen, it happens.
Consequences of Murphy's Law
-All is not as easy as it seems.
-All work requires more time than you think.
-Of all the trouble to happen is the one which is more damage.
-If the four possible reasons trouble beforehand eliminated, there is always a fifth.
-to their own events tend to evolve from bad to worse.
-How Once you accept to do some work, there is another that needs to be done sooner.
-Every solution breeds new problems.
Comment CALLAGHAN to Murphy's Law
-Murphy was an optimist!
first law Chisholm
-Anything that can go bad, spoil.
investigation
-All that can go bad, spoil too.
second law Chisholm
When things are going well, something should happen in the near future.
Consequences
1. When things are going worse than ever, in the the near future they will go even worse.
2. If you think that the situation was improving, then there is something you have not noticed.
Chisholm's Third Law.
-Any suggestions people understand differently than someone who makes them.
Consequences
1. Even if your explanation is so clear that eliminates any misinterpretation, it is still there people who understand you correctly.
2. If you believe that your action will be met by general approval, to someone he does not necessarily like it.
First Law Scott
-No matter what that something is wrong. Perhaps it looks good ...
first law Fineygla
-If the experiment was a success, something is wrong here ...
Third Law Fineygla
-In any set of initial data the most reliable value, which does not require any check is incorrect.
fourth law Fineygla
-If the job fails, then any attempt to rescue it will worsen it.
Law Paddera
-all that is good starts and ends badly. All that nachinetsya bad ends even worse.
Theorem Stokmayera
-If you feel that the work be done easily, it will certainly be difficult. If the form is difficult, therefore, to perform its absolutely impossible.
Additional comments:
-Error? This is not a bug, it's a system function! The computer makes us all fools. If you are debugging - the process removing bugs, then programming must be the process of their making.
E. Dijkstra.
-You have reached the point where you have no time to allow those problems that take you all the time?
Mark Davison
Theorem Vyškovská
-Regardless of the units of measurement used by the supplier or buyer, manufacturer will use its own arbitrary units, translated into units of the supplier or a buyer with the strange and unnatural conversion factors.
Laws machine programming
-Any current program is outdated.
-Any program costs expensive and time consuming than anticipated.
-If the program is fully debugged, it must be corrected.
-Any program seeks to all of the available memory.
-program complexity grows as long as does not exceed the ability of the programmer.
Laws nenadezhnosi Jilba
-Computers unreliable, but people are still unreliable.
-Any system that depends on human reliability is not secure.
-In search of reliability will be invested funds until such time as they do not exceed the value of losses from the inevitable mistakes, or until someone does not demand that was made at least some useful work.
electoral law of gravitation
Subject fall so as to inflict the most damage.
investigation Jenning
-likelihood that sandwich falls butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
investigation Klipshteyna
-falls down the most fragile part.
Law Anthony
-Any subject, if dropped, rolled up the most is not available in the corner.
investigation
-rolling into the corner, it will first hit you on the toes.
Observation Ettore
-Neighbour queue always moves faster.
Option observation Ettore proposed by O'Brien
-As soon as you move to another place, your ex starts to move faster.
Murphy's Law.
-If something bad might happen, it happens.
Consequences of Murphy's Law
-All is not as easy as it seems.
-All work requires more time than you think.
-Of all the trouble to happen is the one which is more damage.
-If the four possible reasons trouble beforehand eliminated, there is always a fifth.
-to their own events tend to evolve from bad to worse.
-How Once you accept to do some work, there is another that needs to be done sooner.
-Every solution breeds new problems.
Comment CALLAGHAN to Murphy's Law
-Murphy was an optimist!
first law Chisholm
-Anything that can go bad, spoil.
investigation
-All that can go bad, spoil too.
second law Chisholm
When things are going well, something should happen in the near future.
Consequences
1. When things are going worse than ever, in the the near future they will go even worse.
2. If you think that the situation was improving, then there is something you have not noticed.
Chisholm's Third Law.
-Any suggestions people understand differently than someone who makes them.
Consequences
1. Even if your explanation is so clear that eliminates any misinterpretation, it is still there people who understand you correctly.
2. If you believe that your action will be met by general approval, to someone he does not necessarily like it.
First Law Scott
-No matter what that something is wrong. Perhaps it looks good ...
first law Fineygla
-If the experiment was a success, something is wrong here ...
Third Law Fineygla
-In any set of initial data the most reliable value, which does not require any check is incorrect.
fourth law Fineygla
-If the job fails, then any attempt to rescue it will worsen it.
Law Paddera
-all that is good starts and ends badly. All that nachinetsya bad ends even worse.
Theorem Stokmayera
-If you feel that the work be done easily, it will certainly be difficult. If the form is difficult, therefore, to perform its absolutely impossible.
Additional comments:
-Error? This is not a bug, it's a system function! The computer makes us all fools. If you are debugging - the process removing bugs, then programming must be the process of their making.
E. Dijkstra.
-You have reached the point where you have no time to allow those problems that take you all the time?
Mark Davison
Theorem Vyškovská
-Regardless of the units of measurement used by the supplier or buyer, manufacturer will use its own arbitrary units, translated into units of the supplier or a buyer with the strange and unnatural conversion factors.
Laws machine programming
-Any current program is outdated.
-Any program costs expensive and time consuming than anticipated.
-If the program is fully debugged, it must be corrected.
-Any program seeks to all of the available memory.
-program complexity grows as long as does not exceed the ability of the programmer.
Laws nenadezhnosi Jilba
-Computers unreliable, but people are still unreliable.
-Any system that depends on human reliability is not secure.
-In search of reliability will be invested funds until such time as they do not exceed the value of losses from the inevitable mistakes, or until someone does not demand that was made at least some useful work.
electoral law of gravitation
Subject fall so as to inflict the most damage.
investigation Jenning
-likelihood that sandwich falls butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
investigation Klipshteyna
-falls down the most fragile part.
Law Anthony
-Any subject, if dropped, rolled up the most is not available in the corner.
investigation
-rolling into the corner, it will first hit you on the toes.
Observation Ettore
-Neighbour queue always moves faster.
Option observation Ettore proposed by O'Brien
-As soon as you move to another place, your ex starts to move faster.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Changing Earrings For The First Time
barbecue on 30/04/2009
A big hello to all!
I am planning a barbecue for 30.04.2009 in our garden. So as Grill - season - early party or happy than 1 May - Party.
loss has to do with who can get in touch with me. have reported this I can do everything better plan you should you no later than 26/04/2008 at me.
Everything else is it then if I know how many people join, etc.
Greetings
Tine
A big hello to all!
I am planning a barbecue for 30.04.2009 in our garden. So as Grill - season - early party or happy than 1 May - Party.
loss has to do with who can get in touch with me. have reported this I can do everything better plan you should you no later than 26/04/2008 at me.
Everything else is it then if I know how many people join, etc.
Greetings
Tine
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Showmesome Mainideaaboutdrunkdrinving
and Spring
Now the trees bloom and dandelions
ANTHEM BIRCH
If I sing a birch
Over given mandate,
I'm her holy tears
I will sing for you.
I its a sad look in rhyme
clothed,
whisper of leaves, bird hail.
wounds on the age ...
As light is at large.
Marvellous light jet;
on a high hillside.
Sweetheart, is ...
I will go and admire,
Kosonki branches
Sober ka in a lock tight ...
Wei same wind, Wei!
DO NOT break the birch tree in a storm
Col Soul Diamond,
even among the Autumn Moody
rejoice you eyes!
In the winter sleep in the bitter cold.
At the edge of the village.
on a precipice, then over the cliff,
How are you sweet!
the spring ... Good Lord! Beautiful
no!
young leaves gentle,
Izumrud color!
you at any time of year
wonderfully good
And for the Russian people
you his soul!
Tatiana GERASIMOVA
2002
SPRING
Larissa Shishova
Budit gentle spring
all of nature from the dream.
lit brighter than the sun,
looked into every home.
even breathe differently -
Fragrance Spring everywhere!
After a winter of silence
Vesey sounds full.
can hear the icicles melt,
Brooks, murmuring, flow,
From the south, the birds fly
And sing, sing, sing!
and spring drops of
whole day trill.
That forest stirred,
Rastormoshenny spring,
And the snowdrop came,
All decorated blue.
last winter left,
Poupryamivshis bit,
and frost killed,
yielded to spring road.
(05.02.00.)
Dandelion
Dedicated to all the young ladies
wasteful, generous,
pours you a pile of the pile,
down veshny time,
sprinkles you it's everywhere:
where at least a handful of earth -
you really, truly blossomed. Your
leaves so dewy,
and flowers so golden!
wring you, though easy, -
So it falls upon the milk ...
you always dig gay
Migratory moths,
You are in bloom - Under a halo of
silver petals.
well you wedding day;
But ... when the wind blows,
and will remain sad,
Naked stalk ... He
flower, of course, dispute:
can affectedly chicory!
LA May
May 30, 1858
Now the trees bloom and dandelions
ANTHEM BIRCH
If I sing a birch
Over given mandate,
I'm her holy tears
I will sing for you.
I its a sad look in rhyme
clothed,
whisper of leaves, bird hail.
wounds on the age ...
As light is at large.
Marvellous light jet;
on a high hillside.
Sweetheart, is ...
I will go and admire,
Kosonki branches
Sober ka in a lock tight ...
Wei same wind, Wei!
DO NOT break the birch tree in a storm
Col Soul Diamond,
even among the Autumn Moody
rejoice you eyes!
In the winter sleep in the bitter cold.
At the edge of the village.
on a precipice, then over the cliff,
How are you sweet!
the spring ... Good Lord! Beautiful
no!
young leaves gentle,
Izumrud color!
you at any time of year
wonderfully good
And for the Russian people
you his soul!
Tatiana GERASIMOVA
2002
SPRING
Larissa Shishova
Budit gentle spring
all of nature from the dream.
lit brighter than the sun,
looked into every home.
even breathe differently -
Fragrance Spring everywhere!
After a winter of silence
Vesey sounds full.
can hear the icicles melt,
Brooks, murmuring, flow,
From the south, the birds fly
And sing, sing, sing!
and spring drops of
whole day trill.
That forest stirred,
Rastormoshenny spring,
And the snowdrop came,
All decorated blue.
last winter left,
Poupryamivshis bit,
and frost killed,
yielded to spring road.
(05.02.00.)
Dandelion
Dedicated to all the young ladies
wasteful, generous,
pours you a pile of the pile,
down veshny time,
sprinkles you it's everywhere:
where at least a handful of earth -
you really, truly blossomed. Your
leaves so dewy,
and flowers so golden!
wring you, though easy, -
So it falls upon the milk ...
you always dig gay
Migratory moths,
You are in bloom - Under a halo of
silver petals.
well you wedding day;
But ... when the wind blows,
and will remain sad,
Naked stalk ... He
flower, of course, dispute:
can affectedly chicory!
LA May
May 30, 1858
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Online Novelty Drivers License Maker
Easter in Germany
in Germany are preparing for Easter (in Germany - Ostern). That's how adorn shops and shopping centers.
in Germany are preparing for Easter (in Germany - Ostern). That's how adorn shops and shopping centers.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
What Happens When You Get Herpes?
Now marvelous time. All dissolved.
Hello, the first spring grass!
As dissolved? Are you glad heat?
know, y you have there fun and jam,
worked together in each ygly.
Vysynyt leaf il blue flower
Everyone hurries to the young root
Sooner than willow from tender buds
first show green leaf.
Sergei Gorodetsky
Ding! Don!
Ding! Don!
's that gentle ringing?
This prolesok-snowdrop
smiles in his sleep!
Whose furry ray
so tickled from behind the clouds,
Forcing kids
Smiling from ear to ear?
It Whose warmth,
Whose this Makes you smile kindness
Hare kyritsy, cat?
And for what reason?
spring comes
the city!
AND y pydelya-ylybka!
And akvariyme fish
Ulybnylas of some water
Smiley bird!
That They take,
What does not fit on one page
immense smile, -
What a pleasure!
That such length,
That such width!
And on kakomy povody?
spring comes
By gorody!
Hello, the first spring grass!
As dissolved? Are you glad heat?
know, y you have there fun and jam,
worked together in each ygly.
Vysynyt leaf il blue flower
Everyone hurries to the young root
Sooner than willow from tender buds
first show green leaf.
Sergei Gorodetsky
Ding! Don!
Ding! Don!
's that gentle ringing?
This prolesok-snowdrop
smiles in his sleep!
Whose furry ray
so tickled from behind the clouds,
Forcing kids
Smiling from ear to ear?
It Whose warmth,
Whose this Makes you smile kindness
Hare kyritsy, cat?
And for what reason?
spring comes
the city!
AND y pydelya-ylybka!
And akvariyme fish
Ulybnylas of some water
Smiley bird!
That They take,
What does not fit on one page
immense smile, -
What a pleasure!
That such length,
That such width!
And on kakomy povody?
spring comes
By gorody!
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